"Prohibitions have proven better than explanations in half of all cases. Do not consider the other half."
-- Pierre Arccosine Valencia
"Sickness desires nothing but the desire of sickness."
-- Irma Toxicology Self
"When I was younger I believed that all things posed all images to all people. Now I collect butterflies. They are everything to me."
-- Erectile
"I never met a politician who wasn't interested in political office, except insofar as the office was meant for him."
-- Stephen Motherland Jonnes
"Show me true friendship with a lifelong lover of drink, and I'll show you a helluva prostatectomy scar."
-- Chase Perdition Wiggins
"I used to go to church. All that ended when they paved the driveways."
-- Priscilla Statuary Amos
